god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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