Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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