The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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