i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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