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(810): View more from Michigan

Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"

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(773): View more from Illinois

You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe

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(972): View more from Texas

He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"

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(773): View more from Illinois

Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.

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