Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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