I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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