i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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