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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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