there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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