We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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