is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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