New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The struggles of a small town man whore
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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