If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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