This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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