There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Fuck appropriateness.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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