I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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