We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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