i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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