I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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