look no pants
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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