I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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