I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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