guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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