I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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