what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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