I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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