I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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