i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I love you.
Bad choice
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