I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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