Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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