remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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