I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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