so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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