ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Hippo gnu deer
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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