Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I have post one night stand depression
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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