Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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