i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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