real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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