I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
A+ Viking dick
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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