They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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