I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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