Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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