Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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