I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Alive.
So much puke
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
there is glitter all over my balls
its liver damage thursday
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