Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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