Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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