Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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