All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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