So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I want her autograph on my taint
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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